Anatidaephobia

The fear that you are being watched

by a duck.

-photo via flickr

mathematical optimism

doesn't the whole concept of

x - 4 = x + -4

seem rather like seeing the silver lining?

oh darn it. i'm turning into one of them.

anarchy fail

just stumbled across this gem...

the whitechapel anarchy group website.

yes, anarchy group. they have regular meetings. so... someone has to be in charge of their meetings or they'd never get started. think about it. it's like by trying to support "their cause" they manage to kill the logic of the idea and prove that they don't actually hold the core beliefs of it.... now that's impressive.

t'isnt lyme disease! 'twis garlic flu!

i have come to the conclusion that my illness is not lyme disease, because i don't believe in lyme disease. i don't mean that i don't believe in the fundamental beliefs inherent in lyme disease, i mean that i don't believe it exists. my ailment is...

garlic flu.

my family eats so much garlic (seriously, 8 cloves in one loaf of garlic bread? wow. ) that this is not a suprise. if my hypothesis is correct, i am patient zero in the man-garlic mutation process.

yes, my friends, i am slowly becoming a head of garlic.

one of the more disgusting symptoms of garlic flu is that all the foods not banned by my medication taste remarkably like raw garlic, and are therefore disgusting. yuck.